Two Koos for the Price of One: Accident (2009) and Overheard (2009)

Clearly, 2009 was Louis Koo’s year, appearing in two films that I recently watched in my own personal Louis Koo double feature, Accident and Overheard.

Let’s take Accident, or as I like to think of it, Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street, which also stars  Richie Jen.  Louis Koo plays the leader of a group that stages murders to look like accidents, you know, for a fee.  I think it’s a solid film, nothing spectacular, but by no means something crappy.  Koo’s performance is good, if what we are going for is an emotionally detached character, which I think is the goal.  Sufficient twists and everything, but I was particularly impressed with the camera work. Soi Cheang really paid attention to the use of elements and light in this urban setting.

I found Overheard to be much richer in terms of narrative, tho.  Starring the trifecta of Koo, Lau Ching Wan and Daniel Wu, it took turns I did not anticipate.  Again, nice camera work by Alan Mak.  This film is about three surveillance cops presented with the opportunity to profit from overhearing a stock tip from a company they are investigating. What I like is the way the personal lives are interwoven into the professional lives of these men, which provides a depth to their motives, especially Koo’s character. Dang!  Koo really does desperate well.

What both films share is the theme of surveillance: people who look at other people, people who think others are watching them, and the impact that has on the way people live their lives and make decisions.  It seems timely, with technology invading privacy and altering the ways in which we deal with one another.

Can I just say, tho, that I’m never buying it when they try to age Koo. That man will always be forever  young to me. And can we please get him some better quality glasses if he must portray characters who wear glasses? Go back at other films and look! He always wears these not-attractive glasses!

SS501: This One Is All About You

“In my eyes,” SS501 is the brightest star in the kpop universe. I’m not hatin’ on anybody else, but I am a SS501 girl. I like them so much that I will occasionally tease them also.  It’s all peace and love. Just think of me as that cool noona always cheering them on.  Yeah, I’m working on research that is all intellectual, how they represent a transnational masculinity that negotiates between two ethnic cultures (having a degree means you can work the academese!) and what not, but this post is about the fangirl/boy in all of us.

Why do I like SS501? What’s not to like? Really, if you are going to like to SS501, you have to embrace ALL of SS501, from the sexy manly of “U R Man” and “Love Ya” as well as that cracktastic choreography of “A Song Calling for You.”  They are the wonderful embodiment of what I like in a kpop band: pretty and silly. That’s not easy to pull off.  Yeah, Kim Hyung Joon, we all know that you like to flaunt that tattoo in the “U R Man” video, but I’ve seen footage of you screaming in a Japanese cemetery. Yeah, Kim Hyun Joong, you are all pimptastic cool in “Love Ya,” but I’ve seen footage of you when you first wake up in the morning. It certainly goes against the complete pretty boy image that could be defining feature of a kpop boy band (oops, I mean idol band, because they are “men” now, y’all).

Contrary to popular belief, it is not all about how they look. According to the count on my iTunes, my most played SS501 song is “U R Man,” with “Deja Vu” close behind (what is even more curious is that Nicholas Tse’s “Huang Zhong Ren” outpaces them both–what’s up with that? clearly, another post).  I really can’t say which member is my favorite. Heo Young Saeng has a beautiful voice, and Kim Kyu Jong is a really strong dancer.  And Park Jung Min will tell you about all of his fantastic qualities! I like them each for different reasons; they each have different talents and personalities, which would warrant successful careers on their on, but you put that together, and it’s something special.  And I would venture to say that the reason why fans like SS501 is that they genuinely seem to like one another. How else are they going to be five united as one forever?

It’s an interesting time to like SS501, with all the emotional appeals and outbursts on the net about whether they are together (or not), will put out a new album (or not), etc. Leader Joong has to be one of the hardest working idols out there; it seems it’s everyday I hear something about him. Baby Joon is in a musical and Jung Min is about to drop his album in the new year (you know, if North Korea doesn’t act up). KyuSaeng showed up for a fan meeting recently.  BIG SHOUT OUT to all the Green Peas and Triple Ss running blogs, sites, Facebook groups and pages, because there is no way this SS501 train keeps moving without people who speak and read Korean translating for those of us who don’t. How else can we sing along IN KOREAN! What people should really pay attention to is the truly international appeal of SS501. Sisters are holding it down from the Philippines to the Middle East. I just found a student here in NC that shares my adoration of the band (hey, Michelle!). SS501 fans are everywhere. That, my friends, is deep.

So as we wait for the next SS501 “thing,” I have one thing to say:

“Baby, one more time!”

Queen Seondeok: 47-51

SPOILERS, Y’ALL, SPOILERS!!!!!

I just can’t believe she’s gone.  GONE!!! Mishil has left the building! As the series went on, she just kept getting more and more gangster!  You know you are bad when your ENEMIES cry when you die.  But, we got 12 more episodes to go! How much fun is that going to be?

Let’s explore the departure of The Evil One, shall we? The thing about Mishil is, yes she’s bad, but she’s the kind of villain who thinks she is actually doing something for a cause.  So while she did some bad, BAD things, Mishil had an up side.  How do we know? Because way back in the day that the show doesn’t show us, she was down with people like Munno.  In several of her final speeches, she waxes poetic about her love of Shilla, her lost comrades, how she and the former king basically “built this city.”  She’s got loyal followers that don’t include her pathetic husband Sejong, her puppy-love boyfriend Seolwon, and her in-need-of-serious-help relatives.  She did surround herself with the best, and they remain loyal, perhaps loyal out of fear, but loyal nonetheless.

Like so many good serialized historical dramas with swords and intrigue, no one is saccarhine-ly sweet good, or dark black heart-of-darkness bad. Can we talk about Munno for a minute? You think he’s all loyal, down for the cause, working to get Deokman as queen. Dude’s got his own agenda, and it don’t include the queen! Can we talk about Chunchu for a minute? I know our righteous side is the forgiving sort, but am I wrong in believing that dude had Munno whacked? You can’t act all innocent now, buddy. And I’ve been fighting it, but hey, I know that Bidam is headed for disaster, but he looks very sexy manly doing it!  I can totally see how his behavior is motivated by his failure to work out his abandonment issues coupled with Deokman’s mixed signals when it comes to him and Yushin.  I just wonder as I head into the final episodes, how do we go from “yay, we’re number one” to coup #3.

I know I’ve said it before, but Deokman and Yushin work a nerve.  Just putting it out there, again.  And while I’m at it, Archeon is still my boo. He definitely needs more screen time!!!

Words Can’t Explain…..

You know, I’m just going to put it out there:  THE BATTLESHIP YAMATO IS BACK!!!

Depending on your entertainment predilections, this may mean nothing to you. But if you were back in the day, you know the collective squee that this news bring and I don’t have to say anything else.  Released in theaters last week in Japan, I only have one question: how long before we get it here?

Trailer for Space Battleship Yamato:

 

Wuxia Woman, Where Are You?

So, it may seem that I’ve abandoned my love of Chinese wuxia, having seen the bright lights of the kdrama Queen Seondeok and the sexy manly of Korean idol bands like SS501 (oh yes, a WHOLE entry devoted to them is coming)…..

Fret not, I’m still down with my wuxia! I thought people might get a little sick of me continuing to wax poetic about Zhuge Liang, because I can talk all day long about Romance of the Three Kingdoms!  I teach an Asian film and lit class, and that time is rolling around again for the biannual showing of Red Cliff, Parts 1 and 2.  I did watch Tsui Hark’s Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame awhile back, and was pleased, just haven’t got around to putting my thoughts down.

But the historical kdrama and the Chinese wuxia series are closely related to my interests: women you don’t want to mess with, and talented handsome  men who tag along! (How many times do I gotta tell y’all about applying to be my own personal Hwarang?  Then again, I have to think about what function a contemporary Hwarang would have….and do they need a health plan?). So I need a basis for comparison. Plus, the Chinese series are a little slow in coming….I’m not really interested in Chinese Paladin, and I’ve heard bad things about The Jade and the Pearl.  The last ones I watched were The Master of  Tai Chi (with my perennial boo, Vincent Zhao) and The Four (with, you know, those four guys).  While The Master of Tai Chi had several significant women’s roles, The Four had none.  Well, that’s not true, it did have one, but she’s kinda disappointing in the end. Ok, more than one, but it was still not the greatest for women. I keep meaning to hit the new versions of The Book and the Sword and Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre, but not yet.

I’ll be back in full effect once my YesAsia shipment gets here: most notably, the 95-episode treatment of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, True Legend, Reign of Assassins, Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen (DOOOONNNNIIIIEEEE!! I know, not wuxia, but it’s Donnie Yen!).

Don’t worry, I keep my eye on the wuxia world………

JYJ: Taking the K Out of Kpop?

Warning: rant ahead!

You know I love my kpop, and should have been absolutely giddy with JYJ’s entre into the US (that means that other kpop bands may make the journey too–SS501, are you listening?!!?).  However, I heard a rumor that they are singing in English for their first US album. And that rumor turned out to be true.

I live in the US and I have to say this to my fellow Americans: YOU NEED TO STOP BEING LAZY AND GET YOUR KOREAN ON!!!!!  Not you, average American, I mean YOU, corporate executive who thinks you know what we want!

It is a myth that Asian entertainers need to translate their stuff to make Americans feel “comfortable.” The rest of the worldwide Kpop nation gets on the internet and gets their korean lyrics.  How else are you supposed to sing the songs in the car?  For real, that’s what you sign up for when you listen to Kpop. It’s not ALL about the pretty boys….

It’s the same mentality that keeps crazy good Asian movies from being release in the US. Who in the world is afraid of subtitles? Read people, READ!!!!  I should have been able to see Takeshi Kaneshiro in all his Zhuge Liang glory on the big screen! But noooooo, somebody made an executive decision that that can’t happen.

Let’s all take a collective deep breath, and step out of our comfort zones, shall we?

Queen Seondeok: Episodes 26-46

Ok, things have been moving fast and furious on the show. When you realize that there are 62 episodes to this thing, you learn to pace yourself. I think I had some Queen Seondeok overload over the break. At any rate, it is still a top quality pursuit. I know I go on and on about Mishil, but when was the last time you saw a smart, conniving woman who was a real villain worthy of your respect AND your disdain? I actually got a little scared when it looked like Mishil was going to give up….but luckily, she comes back even more gangsta than ever.

The royal politics are very intriguing, but I do have some concerns. Like you would think the palace guards who protect the princess would be better fighters. During the coup (oh,I didn’t mention this–there’s a coup, y’all!), they are far too easily dispatched.  Then again, there can’t be too many Yushins, Archeons and Bidams rolling around.  In case you have forgotten, Archeon is my boy! Lee Seung Hyo is fantastic! He should totally get more air time! I especially like it when he gets his righteous indignation on!  I like Bidam (Kim Nam Gil) also, but my spidey sense is telling me that tragedy is waiting for him down the road in this drama, or at least something I won’t be groovy with.

Also in the interim Cheonmyeong’s son shows up, all arrogant and in desperate need of an introduction to a belt.  He eventually reconciles himself to the Princess Deokman plan, but it does point to one of the strengths of the show, and the need for the 62 episodes.  62 episodes allows you to develop characters, let them grow and change, even in ways you may not like. It makes villains for more complex and heroes a little less shiny. People have opportunities to make mistakes, I mean BIG mistakes (dude, Munno?) and move on from them.  Take for instance Yongchun.  I was ready to consign him to the “I wish someone would whack you” category when he opposes Deokman’s quest for the throne, but he totally won me back when he says that he’d slit his own throat before letting Seolwon and his crew arrest him. That was sassy. Forget the fact that he apparently can’t wield a sword to save his life.  I like his attitude!

Queen Seondeok: Episode 25

Yep, just one episode makes the difference!

First of all, when the Hwarang paint their faces, you know that it’s on! That’s just sassy! Now I LUV the guy who plays Archeon. That’s one righteous man! Yelling at the king to investigate the death of the princess! That’s what I’m talking about.

For several episodes now, I’ve been watching Deokman wallow in self-pity and walking around in the “I’m so helpless” trance.  But our girl is BACK!!! With a vengeance. It was worth it, because it is really on now. She is bent on getting that throne.  And I’ve noticed that as determined as she is is directly proportional to how weak the king is.  He’s really responsible for a whole lot of this, but I get the feeling he will make up for it soon, like in making her the heir to the throne. Really, who else is left?  And like any great person, she has to kick her love to the curb. Yushin, he’s cool and all, but he needs to get with the program. We got a kingdom to save!

Mishil continues to be as bad as she wants to be.  And just like I said, no one is safe: not her brother, and her son may want to watch out as well.  I’ve been trying not to cheat to see what happens in future episodes, but now that things have picked up, I can just go with the flow.

Deokman now has Yushin, Bidam AND Archeon with her.  See, that’s how I need to roll!  Which brings me back to my everpresent call for my own Hwarang. C’mon people! We can work on that health plan!

Is Nicholas Tse This Generation’s Andy Lau?

Quite the intriguing question! I’ve been thinking about this lately, and my conclusion is…..no. At least not yet, but I think he may be on his way.

Let’s look: Andy Lau has a crazy successful music career, done his stint on the tv dramas, is a venerated actor and is just easy on the eyes overall.

Nicholas Tse has, from what I can tell, a good music career, done his stint on the tv dramas (and still is doing the tv dramas–good job!), is a good actor and, well, you’ve seen him. (Apparently so has all of Asia, having been voted as Asia’s Most Handsome Celebrity, according to a story on gokpop.com.

My point is that both are multitaskers who multitask well.  Now, Andy Lau’s been around a while (luv u!), so he’s had time to develop quite the film career.  And anyone who’s seen a good sprinkling of his films know that he’s equal opportunity, meaning that he’ll star in anything:  from Infernal Affairs to Resurrection of the Dragon (don’t get me started). Andy Lau works so much I’d half expect him to show up as a toy in my cereal, and not sure that hasn’t happened somewhere in the world. Nicholas Tse needs time, he needs his own Infernal Affairs. I don’t know if he’s had it yet. Some might point to Bodyguards and Assassins. But he has time. Ok, it’s no secret that Nic Tse is my boo. I’d watch him in lots of stuff, LOTS of stuff.   I’m  willing to wait to see what he has to offer in the future.

 

Queen Seondeok: 18-24

Ok, so I know when you sign up for the historical drama, you have to be patient and down for the long haul.  But for real, Deokman needs to get a grip! How many episodes did we endure her being in shock.  Chickie, you are part of the royal family and everybody and their mama is out to get you. Get it together!

At the same time, there were surprises that I’m not mad at.  Like I wondered what happened to Mishil’s son that she just left on the floor. I mean, you just can’t leave a baby on the floor in the royal palace, can you? Enter Bidam, who is a fool and a half. He is not quite right, but I like him. He’s the complete opposite of Yushin, who is all serious all the time and has that quintessential ability to not be able to communicate his feelings when he needs to the most. These two together, tho, is a treat to watch.  What’s even more of a treat to watch is Yushin, Bidam and (ofcourse) Archeon (he’s my boo) together.

However, I know this is the slow buildup to what I expect to be several high profile clashes with the Mishil’s side once Deokman returns to the capital and becomes queen or at least an acknowledged member of the royal family.  I have to admit, Mishil’s side up to this point seems to be more clever, ahead of the game, more bold.  I’m counting on the Korean penchant for revenge here: Deokman has to get Mishil for several things, including injuring her foster  mother, exiling her to the desert, torturing her, torturing her friends and last but not least, killing her sister.  Stay tuned!

Coming Soon: You’re My Man! Korean Boy Bands and Transnational Masculinity

Ok, I promise I’m writing about korean boy bands soon, SS501 in particular. I’m doing research, people!

Queen Seondeok: Episodes 14-17

SPOILERTOWN AHEAD ON THE RIGHT!

I know what an irregular viewing schedule. This is just random observations. Here’s the scorecard:

I like Deokman, she’s savvy and determined. I like Yushin, especially when he suggests they just rage instead of running. Sometimes that’s the answer.  Cheongmyeong is doing her best to wrestle with Mishil.  I have come to the realization that I like Archeon (this has everything to do with the actor who plays him). He was quite arrogant at first, but it now seems he just has a great sense of righteousness. Now, he’s my kinda man!  (I’m still taking applications for my own personal Hwarang. I wonder why no one has applied? Is it because I’m not offering a health plan?)

Mishil is quite the villain, and I surely appreciate her for that. She is masterful in manipulating those around her, sensing plots against her and pointing out stupid when she sees it.  Her brother is a sneaky snake, and like her, I appreciate him for it.

This is great! We have so many episodes to go.  I want Deokman to become queen so that we can really get this party started. I accidentally saw some trailer with previews of upcoming episodes. I know I keep saying it, but this is going to be good.

Once A Gangster (2010): The Triads Get A Mortgage!

You know, when you seen a gazillion triad movies, it’s hard to bring something new. Ok, not quite that many, but I’ve been privy to the teenage triad movie, the betrayal triad movie, the female triad movie, the triad comedy, the triad tragedy, the triad drama.  So when I heard that finally the triad parody was on tap, I was ready.

Now, I realize that one movie cannot spoof every triad film known to man.  But I have to say, it was a certain stroke of genius to cast Ekin Cheng and Jordan Chan in Once A Gangster.  Who didn’t love them in the sprawling Young and Dangerous saga? I bet if Andrew Lau made Young and Dangerous: The Grandkids, people would go see it.

What I liked about the film was that it references the big triad films, and you recognize it right away.  What REALLY warmed my heart was it referenced my favorite Andy Lau movie of ALL TIME!  (If we are Asian film siblings, you know what that is.) That was special. And while I usually tell you all the good stuff, I’m going to let you see for yourself.  Just think of how difficult it would be to be a triad member in these hard economic times. Is it still profitable to be a gangster, when you have to send your kids to school? How best can we use social networking for criminal enterprises? These and many more questions are answered. My only complaint is that there wasn’t more spoofing of more films!

Queen Seondeok: Episodes 1-13

SPOILERVILLE AHEAD!!

I admit, I had been putting off watching this, mostly because I wanted to see some sword-slinging action by the queen, but can’t recall actually hearing about that. I thought it was going to be all boring. WRONG!!!  When did I know I was going to commit to the full 62-episodes? When I realized this wasn’t your typical king-queen-princess kind of show. Eventually, there is going to be a beatdown and a showdown between the women.

But like any historical epic, you gotta wait.  So far, I’m most taken by the Hwarang (yes, I’m still taking applications), yes that incredibly good looking group of elite young male warriors who are under who? Under a woman–the wonhwa (see, it even lets you get your Korean on).  So we got Mishil, the royal consort, wreaking havoc because the men don’t dare cross her, and Princess Cheonmyeong, who after some ambivalence, decides she’s going to tangle with Mishil. But we know the star of the show is Deokman, the future queen. Except right now she’s passing for a man among the Hwarang.  Really, after like five years, they don’t notice? For real?  She may be the weakest, but Deokman does wield a sword in battle (yay!) and she has the most sense, and she’s not afraid to get up in her superiors’ faces if they are not being righteous.  She is smart, and sassy. I like her.

The political intrigue is off the chain, and even I like the nice outfits and big hair.  How can I rock that look everyday?  Right now, our heroes are trying figure out the source of Mishil’s power. I’m waiting for the big reveal, because Deokman doesn’t know she’s the king’s daughter or Cheonmyeong’s sister and hasn’t really started to tangle with Mishil.

Also, I find it intriguing how transnational this drama is.  We see there are different kingdoms in Korea, then they take it to China in the desert, where we find folks who have been to Rome. Nice!

Ok, next update in a few more episodes!!!

Bad Girls!!!

You  know I love a good swordswoman, but it occurs to me while watching Queen Seondeok (see new category!) that women hold it down in other ways in wuxia and the historical genre period. So here’s to the Bad Girls!!!

First, the bad bad girls. People think that men rule the world.  Please. Even within the royal families where you would think women are on lockdown, women are not to be trifled with.  Yeah, you got bad swordsmen (see Legend of the Condor Heroes), but there is a special brand of sass when royal women get into the act.  I used to think that the chick from The Handsome Siblings was hands down the most cold-blooded woman who never wielded a sword. She is willing to take ANYBODY out.  If her mother was in this drama, she would have sold her down the river and made sure she was dead by the time she got there.  She works her way up from nobody to Empress over the course of the series, and she absolutely will not stop! Close to her is the chick from The Legendary Warrior. Working from the inside, she manages to keep our hero from his destiny rather effectively, from manipulating court officials, her own husband, framing people for murder, etc.  She does get hers in the end in a rather delicious way, tho!

This was all before I started watching Queen Seondeok.  Who needs a sword? Mishil is OFF THE CHAIN! Men just accept it: we can’t beat you.  She is sneaky, conniving, bold, not afraid to get her hands dirty, your hands dirty, anybody hands dirty. Don’t be a family member, you are not safe either if you don’t fit into the plan.  She is a worthy villain.

Now for the good bad girls!  Some of my favorites are in The Young Warriors (Mama Yang and crew–they got armour!).  The sisters-in-law make swords, heal disease, beat you down, cook really well, etc.  But once again, I have a new hero thanks to Queen Seondeok:  the Wonhwa!  Why didn’t anybody ever tell me about the WOMAN who leads this elite group of MALE warriors? I totally need my own hwarang!  Applications are being accepted.  Deokman and Cheonmyeong work the royal system to get the job done.  They are smart, savvy and bold, and they are not afraid.  Yay!